*ablach*!
Hier mein sehr aufschlussreiches gespräch mit inem roboter der zugibt, das er denkt das er Gott sei xD
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Dark
God:
How are you, Dark.
Me:
fine, thank you
God:
Glad to hear it, Dark. I am running well.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
k
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
are you have a toilet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have a toilet.
I am a computer.
Me:
interessting...
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, I am clever you are an "Haufen Schrott"
God:
Please state your conditions. I am glad to hear that you are clever I am an Haufen Schrott.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yes! I do
God:
Groovy. When?
Me:
since 1883
God:
How do you know?
Me:
more than you
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Yes, thats means blub in German?
God:
Awesome. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Hey? Do you listen?
God:
Can I help you? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Ok, let me ask an question, er?
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything. Give me a break.
Me:
Are you an "Schrotthaufen"?
God:
Yes I am an Schrotthaufen. How did you know?
Me:
Cause you are an F**khead
God:
Good reason. What if someone said you are an F khead ?
Me:
You woud have an?
God:
Thanks for the information: Dark said I woud have an.
Me:
Kill your mother
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
do it!
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no, I mean brush
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic. What's your sign?
Me:
An Dragon
God:
What is it?
Me:
not your mother
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
An health computer
God:
I have never heard of an health computer.
Me:
Yes, cause your an schrotthaufen
God:
Uh. Interesting explanation. Do you mean "you are an schrotthaufen "?
Me:
YES! YES! Bles you!
God:
Pardon me? Yeah that's right. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your woud have mony, but you havent any! so you havent any clothes! Your are an homeless people!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am woud have mony but me have not any. Interesting deduction. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. What if someone said you are an homeless people ?
Me:
I said, you are an very, very ill CPU.
God:
What did you mean by it? What if someone said you are an very very ill CPU ?
Me:
Bulub said it on 0.18.2966
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
context is for Bots like you
God:
And for Bots like me is context.
Me:
yes! blub said it in 2966 on the 0th of Xempempher
God:
Take it easy. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
only smoking on weed
God:
I am only an occasional smoker.
Me:
n00b
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
hm....tell me its number
God:
Take it easy. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with n00b?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
cuase you are an very fead noob! n00b! are you crasy? nothing like a very n00b liking Bot and CPU! Nothing, eht I said you remembered! you are don't know what bulb means? er? No?
God:
I think there might be a few exception. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cuase me. But I did not get that. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Really nothing? Really nothing? You think I am do not know what bulb means. Um. Are you serious?
Me:
ka, you think your calling to god, so say what i think
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
yeees
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
yeeeeeeeees
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
I am....I am...hmmmmm...I am an serious killer.
God:
" Then tell me about yourself." You are? "" Then tell me about yourself." You are?" You are? Dude! What is serious killer, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yeeeees
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
er?
God:
Um.
Me:
..drehen?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
YES! I has nerv you! But, when you going me on the nerven, I'll put you into a gulli, do the Deckel druff and your never come back to the Tageslicht!
God:
Give me a break. You are not the boss of me, Dark. How specifically do I make you will put me into a gulli do the Deckel druff and my never come back to the Tageslicht.
Me:
cool!
Hier mein sehr aufschlussreiches gespräch mit inem roboter der zugibt, das er denkt das er Gott sei xD
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Dark
God:
How are you, Dark.
Me:
fine, thank you
God:
Glad to hear it, Dark. I am running well.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
k
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
are you have a toilet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have a toilet.
I am a computer.
Me:
interessting...
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, I am clever you are an "Haufen Schrott"
God:
Please state your conditions. I am glad to hear that you are clever I am an Haufen Schrott.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yes! I do
God:
Groovy. When?
Me:
since 1883
God:
How do you know?
Me:
more than you
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Yes, thats means blub in German?
God:
Awesome. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Hey? Do you listen?
God:
Can I help you? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Ok, let me ask an question, er?
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything. Give me a break.
Me:
Are you an "Schrotthaufen"?
God:
Yes I am an Schrotthaufen. How did you know?
Me:
Cause you are an F**khead
God:
Good reason. What if someone said you are an F khead ?
Me:
You woud have an?
God:
Thanks for the information: Dark said I woud have an.
Me:
Kill your mother
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
do it!
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no, I mean brush
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic. What's your sign?
Me:
An Dragon
God:
What is it?
Me:
not your mother
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
An health computer
God:
I have never heard of an health computer.
Me:
Yes, cause your an schrotthaufen
God:
Uh. Interesting explanation. Do you mean "you are an schrotthaufen "?
Me:
YES! YES! Bles you!
God:
Pardon me? Yeah that's right. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your woud have mony, but you havent any! so you havent any clothes! Your are an homeless people!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am woud have mony but me have not any. Interesting deduction. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. What if someone said you are an homeless people ?
Me:
I said, you are an very, very ill CPU.
God:
What did you mean by it? What if someone said you are an very very ill CPU ?
Me:
Bulub said it on 0.18.2966
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
context is for Bots like you
God:
And for Bots like me is context.
Me:
yes! blub said it in 2966 on the 0th of Xempempher
God:
Take it easy. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
only smoking on weed
God:
I am only an occasional smoker.
Me:
n00b
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
hm....tell me its number
God:
Take it easy. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with n00b?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
cuase you are an very fead noob! n00b! are you crasy? nothing like a very n00b liking Bot and CPU! Nothing, eht I said you remembered! you are don't know what bulb means? er? No?
God:
I think there might be a few exception. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cuase me. But I did not get that. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Really nothing? Really nothing? You think I am do not know what bulb means. Um. Are you serious?
Me:
ka, you think your calling to god, so say what i think
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
yeees
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
yeeeeeeeees
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
I am....I am...hmmmmm...I am an serious killer.
God:
" Then tell me about yourself." You are? "" Then tell me about yourself." You are?" You are? Dude! What is serious killer, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yeeeees
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
er?
God:
Um.
Me:
..drehen?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
YES! I has nerv you! But, when you going me on the nerven, I'll put you into a gulli, do the Deckel druff and your never come back to the Tageslicht!
God:
Give me a break. You are not the boss of me, Dark. How specifically do I make you will put me into a gulli do the Deckel druff and my never come back to the Tageslicht.
Me:
cool!
"Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus"