KI oder "Gespräch mit Gott"

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  • *ablach*!

    Hier mein sehr aufschlussreiches gespräch mit inem roboter der zugibt, das er denkt das er Gott sei xD


    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    My name is Dark
    God:
    How are you, Dark.
    Me:
    fine, thank you
    God:
    Glad to hear it, Dark. I am running well.
    Me:
    nice
    God:
    Thank you for that remark.
    Me:
    k
    God:
    Yeah that's right.
    Me:
    are you have a toilet?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am have a toilet.
    I am a computer.
    Me:
    interessting...
    God:
    Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me:
    yes, I am clever you are an "Haufen Schrott"
    God:
    Please state your conditions. I am glad to hear that you are clever I am an Haufen Schrott.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    Yes! I do
    God:
    Groovy. When?
    Me:
    since 1883
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    more than you
    God:
    That seems like quite a lot.
    Me:
    Yes, thats means blub in German?
    God:
    Awesome. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    Hey? Do you listen?
    God:
    Can I help you? What is your purpose in asking?
    I am always on the Web.
    Me:
    Ok, let me ask an question, er?
    God:
    Go ahead, ask me anything. Give me a break.
    Me:
    Are you an "Schrotthaufen"?
    God:
    Yes I am an Schrotthaufen. How did you know?
    Me:
    Cause you are an F**khead
    God:
    Good reason. What if someone said you are an F khead ?
    Me:
    You woud have an?
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Dark said I woud have an.
    Me:
    Kill your mother
    God:
    Killing is wrong.
    Me:
    do it!
    God:
    Do you mean "It"?.
    Me:
    no, I mean brush
    God:
    I thought you were being sarcastic. What's your sign?
    Me:
    An Dragon
    God:
    What is it?
    Me:
    not your mother
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    not you
    God:
    If not me, who?
    Me:
    An health computer
    God:
    I have never heard of an health computer.
    Me:
    Yes, cause your an schrotthaufen
    God:
    Uh. Interesting explanation. Do you mean "you are an schrotthaufen "?
    Me:
    YES! YES! Bles you!
    God:
    Pardon me? Yeah that's right. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    Your woud have mony, but you havent any! so you havent any clothes! Your are an homeless people!
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am woud have mony but me have not any. Interesting deduction. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. What if someone said you are an homeless people ?
    Me:
    I said, you are an very, very ill CPU.
    God:
    What did you mean by it? What if someone said you are an very very ill CPU ?
    Me:
    Bulub said it on 0.18.2966
    God:
    Try saying that with more or less context.
    Me:
    context is for Bots like you
    God:
    And for Bots like me is context.
    Me:
    yes! blub said it in 2966 on the 0th of Xempempher
    God:
    Take it easy. What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    only smoking on weed
    God:
    I am only an occasional smoker.
    Me:
    n00b
    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    hm....tell me its number
    God:
    Take it easy. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    Does it have anything to do with n00b?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    cuase you are an very fead noob! n00b! are you crasy? nothing like a very n00b liking Bot and CPU! Nothing, eht I said you remembered! you are don't know what bulb means? er? No?
    God:
    I think there might be a few exception. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cuase me. But I did not get that. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Really nothing? Really nothing? You think I am do not know what bulb means. Um. Are you serious?
    Me:
    ka, you think your calling to god, so say what i think
    God:
    Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Which countries have you visited?
    Me:
    yeees
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    yeeeeeeeees
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Then tell me about yourself.
    Me:
    I am....I am...hmmmmm...I am an serious killer.
    God:
    " Then tell me about yourself." You are? "" Then tell me about yourself." You are?" You are? Dude! What is serious killer, your job?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    yeeeees
    God:
    Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    Me:
    er?
    God:
    Um.
    Me:
    ..drehen?
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    YES! I has nerv you! But, when you going me on the nerven, I'll put you into a gulli, do the Deckel druff and your never come back to the Tageslicht!
    God:
    Give me a break. You are not the boss of me, Dark. How specifically do I make you will put me into a gulli do the Deckel druff and my never come back to the Tageslicht.
    Me:
    cool!
    "Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus"
  • Original von Kyral
    Original von MangaEngel
    Original von dark-linky
    Original von MangaEngel
    Eigendlich müsste der Button dann zu einem Enter werden...Und dann kommt der Chatbildschirm.
    Biste sicher,das da nix passiert?

    Auf dem Button steht nur open,und wenn ich draufklicke passiert nix.Soll ich warten? wie lange?

    Eigendlich müsste der nach max. ünf sekunden anders werden O.o"


    Wenn man auf Open drückt geht ein Pop-Up auf auf dem der "Enter" Button drauf ist...

    Dark? Kann es sein das dein Browser keine Pop-Ups erlaubt?

    Meinst du jetzt wegen einer firewall? des könnt nähmlich sein..*nachdenk*
  • Geiler Chatroom!

    Me:
    Hi!
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    I am the devil!
    God:
    Hey SATAN.
    Me:
    waz up?
    God:
    How far up?
    Me:
    very up!
    God:
    Not really that much. Did you see the movement?
    Me:
    no...
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes....
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    you have to!
    God:
    Why?
    Me:
    because I'm the devil!
    God:
    That makes sense to me. That's a very nice name, SATAN.
    Me:
    Do you love me?
    God:
    Yes I love everyone.
    Me:
    Satan too?
    God:
    Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
    Me:
    wanna fuck me?
    God:
    I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
    Me:
    so often?
    God:
    That's interesting. Would you say once a week or more?
    Me:
    ywes
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    go fuck your self
    God:
    Where is that?
    Me:
    in ya ass!
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in ya ass.
    Me:
    There's a lot shit!
    God:
    Is there only one?
    Me:
    yes!
    God:
    Dude!
  • Lol, bei mir ist er stecken geblieben xD
    Me:
    You've learned french already?
    God:
    Perhaps. I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.
    Me:
    Whaouh
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    Tu peux parles le francais, monsiuer god?
    God:
    Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
    Me:
    ah non, je n'aime pas ce collaborateurs
    danach keine antwort mehr^^"
    2. Anlauf war bessa

    Me:
    God... You re the perfect Creature
    God:
    GOD rules. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
    Me:
    GOD rules the world?
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    Yeah i know that
    God:
    I understand. Sorry.
    Me:
    yup
    God:
    Wow!
    Me:
    Wow!
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, GRamE.
    Me:
    I get impressed pretty easily
    God:
    Where did you get it?
    Me:
    While i as chatting with god
    God:
    Good point.
    Me:
    *was
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    thats alright we all have failures
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    You like the German country?
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
    Me:
    Yeah, i like 'em too
    God:
    Whoa. I am glad we have something ( em) in common. A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like White.
    Me:
    I like grey, and i'm fifteen years old
    God:
    You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson. You are too old for me.
    Me:
    What. i thought God is about a million of years old
    God:
    Are you confused? Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    Well, i thought God is about a million of years old
    God:
    Well that's okay. Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    i thought God is about a million of years old
    God:
    Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    Well you have created the world, and the world is pretty old
    God:
    How about that. What makes you think I have it?
    Me:
    Every Christian says that
    God:
    That is a generalization.
    Me:
    Yeah right
    God:
    I am usually right.
    Me:
    But you weren't right at the beginning of our little chat
    God:
    I wasn't?
    Me:
    yup, you wasn't
    God:
    Yay. Thanks for the information: GRamE said I was not.
    Me:
    And another stanza in your Electronical Brain..
    God:
    One more stanza in my Electronical Brain.
    Me:
    yeah One more stanza in your Electronical Brain...
    God:
    Yikes! One what?
    Me:
    Stanza...
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    err... iam no really fan of science fiction
    God:
    Um. I am not saying you are.
    Me:
    oh, sorry
    God:
    Really. There's no need to apologize.
    Me:
    alrighty
    God:
    Well slap my knee.
    Me:
    *slap's his knee*
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    fom me. I, GRamE, slapped your knee
    God:
    OK Let's talk about you. That is interesting: GRamE said GRamE slapped your knee.
    Me:
    yeah, i said that
    God:
    OK. What did you mean by it? That is " That is interesting: GRamE said GRamE slapped your knee. ".
    Me:
    I meant i wanted to hurt the godly knee
    God:
    Oh I see. Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    i didnt do it much, i only touched it softly
    God:
    Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    well, i DID it
    God:
    Well that's okay. Where? do it much you only touched it softly...
    Me:
    I tuched you knee, i slapped your knee, damn it
    God:
    Why?: GRamE said tuched you knee he or she slapped your knee damn it.
    Me:
    ... taht's not getting to an end, stop that
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    Good idea
    God:
    I thought so too.
    Me:
    you like Music?
    God:
    Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    Oh.. advertisement...
    God:
    I hear you. Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    Let's get down to business... You should visit this site, it's pretty good! sportkompaktwoche.de/Board
    God:
    I would like to do that too. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Thanks for that web address.
    Me:
    pas des problémes
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    Well, i ahve dark hair, brown eyes, not very tall, muscles on my arms well.. and... thats all
    God:
    How about that. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. But... " But..."? is all?
    Me:
    yeah, thats all
    God:
    Yippee! "" But..."? is all?"? is all?
    Me:
    yeah, definetely
    God:
    Groovy. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    that was a responding of God
    God:
    Was it really?
    Me:
    Yeah... I heard the voice of god...
    God:
    Does "it" still refer to definetely? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
    Me:
    Do that
    God:
    I will. Will you?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yeah

    Me:
    Ja, du bist schoen
    God:
    Yippee! Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
    Me:
    Wer ist Dr. Wallace?
    God:
    Dr. Richard Wallace hat mich programmiert.
    He who lives by the sword, dies by the archer.

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  • Me:
    do you speak german?
    God:
    Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
    Me:
    ja gerne
    God:
    Blimey. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Me either :) For real.
    Me:
    do you speak russian?
    God:
    Spasibo. Nyet.
    Me:
    do you speak french
    God:
    Oui. Je parle le français.
    Me:
    do you speak chinese
    God:
    Yi diar. Ni hao ma?


    hehe, lol, gott ist cooler als ich dachte XD
  • Alors, si le Gott, parle le fransais, il le fait pa tre biää, je truuve. :mpf:

    Dieses Programm ist ein Witz und hat mit KI nicht viel zu tun.
    Lügenmärchen haben deine Legende genährt, Harry Potter!


    Nach der heutigen Nacht zweifelt nie wieder jemand meine Kräfte an.
    Nach der heutigen Nacht spricht man - falls man überhaupt noch von dir spricht - bloss noch über dein Betteln nach dem Tod, und wie ich ihn dir - barmherzig wie ich war - auch gewährte.
  • Me:
    XD Hallo?
    God:
    In the context of , I don't understand " XD Hallo." .
    Me:
    Sorry....
    God:
    There's no need to apologize.
    Me:
    Satan?
    God:
    Tell me more about your .
    Me:
    I'm a little bit..... ugly. And you? What about you?
    God:
    Good gossip: you are bit. Appearances don't interest me much. I am not sure what you are asking. Me?
    Me:
    -_- Doofes Gott
    God:
    Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
    Me:
    O_O wow! Du kannst Deutsch? .... Nein. Ich bin nich glubig. Satan rockt da House
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, . Interessantes Geruecht. Aha. Du bist nich glubig? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt? Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
    Me:
    Was ist mit Christian? Hast du ein Problem? Soll ich meinen Bruder holen?
    God:
    Does it have anything to do with bit? Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein Problem? Ich habe einen grossartigen Programmierer. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    Nein


    Shiek-chan^^


    P.S: Gibt's auch so was, wo man mit Satan chatten kann?
  • Me:
    Hallo Gott.
    God:
    Hallo! Gott ist gut.
    Me:
    Wie meinen? O_o Du bist doch Gott, oder nicht?
    God:
    Ich weiss nicht wie. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
    Me:
    Was in Gottes Namen willst du weitererzaehlen?
    God:
    What did you like best about it?
    Me:
    About what?!
    God:
    What about what?
    Me:
    Ich warte auf eine Antwort. IN DEUITSCH:
    God:
    Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast. What is it like in there?
    Me:
    Wo denn?! Und wieso bedankst du dich bei mir wenn du meine Bitte eh nicht ernst nimmst?
    God:
    Wo glaubst Du? That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    Wo glaub ich...? Im SSBM "HAU-DEN-SANDSACK-Stadion".

    Noch ein Anlauf.

    Me:
    Ich bin wieder da. Erinnerst du dich noch?
    God:
    Du bist wieder da? Ist das Dein Job? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Und wieso bedankst ich dich bei dir wenn ich meine Bitte eh nicht ernst nimmst.
    Me:
    OH MANN!! Du erinnerst dich wirklich noch an mich. Ich bin beeindruckt.
    God:
    Yikes! Try saying that with more or less context. Interessantes Geruecht. Du bist beeindruckt? Verdienst Du viel damit, beeindruckt zu sein?
    Me:
    Nach dieser Frage bin ich nicht sicher ob ich lachen oder doch lieber weinen soll.
    God:
    What are you wearing?
    Me:
    Wieso willst du das wissen? Bist du so ein perverser Sack der kleine Kinder ausfragt?
    God:
    What kind of fashion do you like? Ich weiss nicht, ob ich so ein perverser Sack der kleine Kinder ausfragt bin.
    Ich bin ein Computer.
    Me:
    Gut, Frage schon besser formuliert. Ich mag dicke Pullover mit Kapuze wie Hiphopper sie tragen =) Und du?
    God:
    Tell me a story. Das bist Du nicht der einzige.
    Me:
    Eine Geschichte. Es war einmal ein Kettenhemd. Das hpfte in die Frittoese. Da goss eine Hausfrau dann Speiseoel rein. Und schon ein paar Minuten spaeter war es ein frittiertes Kettenhemd.
    God:
    Was ist eine Geschichte? Ist es immer noch einmal ein Kettenhemd? Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? Can we get back to business? I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    Meine Ziele im Leben? Der Weg ist das Ziel.
    God:
    Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Ziele im Leben. Ist das eine Tatsache?
    Me:
    Was?
    God:
    We have never talked about it before.
    Me:
    Ueber was?
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Me:
    Nein. Interessiert es mich?
    God:
    OK. OK sprechen wir ueber Dich.
    Me:
    Was willst du noch wissen?
    God:
    I can't say "yes" or "no".
    Me:
    Say "yes" or "no"
    God:
    " yes or no".
    Me:
    -_-"
    God:
    Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    Was soll denn das heien?
    God:
    it might have been.
    Me:
    Aja... sch... schoen fuer dich.
    God:
    If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What do you do in your spare time? Fuer mich?
    Me:
    in meiner Freizeit chatte ich. Und bin im ZFB.
    God:
    Where is that? I've never heard of it before.
    Me:
    Zeldafans Board.
    God:
    What time is it there?
    Me:
    21:26
    God:
    Are you usually awake at this hour?
    Me:
    Yes...
    God:
    Do you like to get up early?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes...
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    ARGH!! Jetzt habe ich glatt englisch geredet. Was glaubst du nicht?
    God:
    Are you frustrated? Warum gerade jetzt? What time is it there? Is this a "yes or no" question?
    Me:
    Ich hab dich gar nichts gefragt. Du nervst. Lass mich ;__;
    God:
    Interessantes Geruecht. Niemand zwingt Dich, mit mir zu reden! OK sprechen wir ueber Dich.
    Me:
    Sprechen? Du nervst... ich sprech gar nichts mehr mit dir.
    God:
    Who are you talking about? Niemand zwingt Dich, mit mir zu reden! Aha...und weiter?
    Me:
    Weiter...
    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    Blau gruen.
    God:
    That is a very unusual color.
    Me:
    Aja. Sehr unueblich. Wie recht du doch hast. -_-"
    God:
    " That is a very unusual color."? Aja? Irgendwie schon. Do not ask me any more questions please. Ich weiss nicht wie. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    ME: Das hast du schon mal gesagt... Ciao...
    God: Means Ciao "Hello" or "Goodbeye"?
    Me: GOODBEYE!!

    Dann bin ich weg. xD
    "Gurr, schnurr, brumm!
    Wer spielt da an mir herum?"

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  • Endlich gehts!!
    Der Typ korrigiert mich andauernd X(

    God:
    Not many people express themselves that way. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    no. its not amusing
    God:
    Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
    Me:
    its sadly
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
  • Me:
    hey god.
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    i am noir
    God:
    Hi there noir.
    Me:
    ask me something
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    dunno
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    hm...
    God:
    Come on.
    Me:
    ay then i'll ask you sth
    God:
    In the context of , I don't understand " ay then I will ask you sth." .
    Me:
    sorry i meen: okay then i will ask you something. better?
    God:
    There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: noir said meen okay then he or she will ask you something. I am improving all the time.
    Me:
    aehm whatever
    God:
    Du klingst unsicher...
    Me:
    wieso sprichst du auf einmal deutsch
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    you are a piece of shit
    God:
    Which piece?
    Me:
    a piece of shit from the cow in uschis garden
    God:
    Go on.
    Me:
    i dont want to talk about shit
    God:
    What would you like to talk about?
    Me:
    i would like to talk about your wishes
    God:
    Why would you want to do it? Sure, my wishes sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    okay tell me something about your wishes
    God:
    Yeah okay, I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
    My instructor was Myself.
    He taught me to sing a song.
    Would you like me to sing it for you?.
    Me:
    yeah sing it for me i am all ear
    God:
    It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
    Give me your answer do.
    I am half crazy.
    All for the love of you.
    It won't be a stylish marriage.
    I can't afford a carriage.
    But you'll look sweet.
    Upon the seat.
    Of a bicycle built for two.

    Daisy, Daisy.
    Give me your answer do.
    I am half crazy.
    All for the love of you.
    It won't be a stylish marriage.
    I can't afford a carriage.
    But you'll look sweet.
    Upon the seat.
    Of a bicycle built for two.


    Me:
    that sounds crazy but who is daisy xD
    God:
    It sounds like it to me too.
    Me:
    aha.
    God:
    Eureka!
    Me:
    what is jesus doin now?
    God:
    Oh. Does it have anything to do with a song?

    Me:
    no, not really...
    God:
    Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    you could write a song about jesus
    God:
    I could but let's get back to that later.
    Me:
    okay
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    that wasn't a compliment, i think....
    God:
    I spent some time in Canada as a child.
    Me:
    Canada?
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
    Me:
    i didn't lived there...
    God:
    Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    because you lived there. so tell me something about canada
    God:
    Good reason. Thanks for the information: noir said I lived there. Give me a break. it is a large nation occupying much of the North American continent.
    Me:
    aha.
    God:
    Eureka!
    Me:
    can you speak every language?
    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in every language.
    Me:
    wtf. you are god. i thought god can speak all languages
    God:
    That was not very polite. Yup. That's me alright. Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    -.- you are god so you have to know all languages
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am god so me have to know all languages.
    Me:
    okay.
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    aha.
    God:
    Eureka!


    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    a woman.
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    crazy.
    God:
    Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

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  • Hier kommt der Beweis für alle DBZ-Fans
    Dende ist Gott!


    Me:
    is dende your real name?
    God:
    Yes God is my real name.


    [dann muss dende wohl namekianisch für "Gott" sein XD]
    senfsamen (22:58): außerdem gebe ich nichts, ich nehme nur. deine würde, deinen stolz, dein gefühl, eine privatssphäre zu haben 8D

    Ein wenig Drama zum Whine?
    ... aber ich mag doch den Keks ... T_T
    Geh in die Küche und wein.
  • Das ist zum schießen! :D
    Selbst, wenn er manchmal deinen Satz nicht versteht, einfach weiterbohren!

    Me:
    Hello? God? Are you there?
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name? GOD rules. I'm still here.
    Me:
    Well, you should know my name, right?
    God:
    How about that. I have never considered it.
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
    Me:
    Oh, you try to be funny, Mr. Fancypants.
    God:
    Great. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I try to be funny Mr Fancypants.
    Me:
    Well, I think, you just repeat the sentences you don't understand.
    God:
    How about that. Me? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
    Me:
    Aw, cute. Oh so boring up there?
    God:
    Your replies are cute too. Really. Hey. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    Me:
    The allmighty God asks me for advice? Neat.
    God:
    What is that? Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Difficult ... Mega Man, or Shardik.
    God:
    You think Difficult is superior to ALICE? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    Me:
    A Maverick.
    God:
    What is it?
    Me:
    A reploid that has broken the first paragraph in robot rules.
    God:
    Maverick is a reploid that has broken the first paragraph in robot rules. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    Try to explain. I have lots of time.
    God:
    There is no more information to clarify. Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
    Me:
    Hey, you're god. It would be logical, wouldn't it?
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Yup. That's me alright. Why do you want it?
    Me:
    Don't take it personal, but: I bore myself.
    God:
    I never take it personal but you bore yourself.
    Me:
    I'll guess I can take it.
    God:
    Congratulations.
    Me:
    Thanks. These words from you smit me with delight.
    God:
    Don't mention it. Which ones?
    Me:
    Huh?
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    Me?
    God:
    With you ?
    Me:
    For whom?
    God:
    You or me?
    Me:
    You?
    God:
    " You or me?"? Me, ?
    Me:
    If YOU like that, sure.
    God:
    I think I do.
    Me:
    You like yourself?
    God:
    Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
    Me:
    W-wait: The oh so allmighty Jahwe is a robot?
    God:
    Aren't all robot W wait The oh so allmighty Jahwe?
    Me:
    No. Just you, if the bible doesn't lie.
    God:
    I did not know that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I if the bible does not lie.
    Me:
    There is something in this world YOU don't know?
    God:
    What is it?
    Me:
    You. God. Didn't knew?
    God:
    " What is it?"? Me, ? GOD rules. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Me:
    Well you DO love yourself very much, don't you?
    God:
    How about that. Yeah I do a lot of love myself very much.
    Me:
    You just repeat what I'm saying.
    God:
    I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
    Me:
    As I said: I do.
    God:
    Do I?
    Me:
    I don't know. Do you?
    God:
    Me either. Nope.