Webfundstücke

Craza Japanese politican.
Ohne... Worte, weil ich keine finde. xD

Germany, what have you done
Amerikas Sicht auf unsere Google Street View Paranoia.

Captain Obvious

BOB SAGET!!1


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Das hier ist auch 'ne schöne Sache. Nur für den Fall, dass uns die Achse des Bösen mit einem Atomangriff droht, könnt ihr hier nachschauen, wo ihr euch in Sicherheit bringen könnt, falls ein spezielles Ziel angegriffen wird. Gibt's bestimmt auch als (Survival)App für's iPhone für Unterwegs. Müsste man nur noch irgendwie Foursquare darauf mappen, dann wisst ihr auch, ob eure Freunde in Sicherheit sind, oder ob ihr alleine in einer postapokalyptischen Welt rumlaufen müsst... so wie in Fallout.

Hier der Link:

meyerweb.com/eric/tools/gmap/hydesim.html

shitmykidsruined.com

youtube.com/watch?v=V0MjH05iliI

Dreh den lyrischen Swag auf.

Warum der Gedanke an Eis nicht immer gut ist ;)

Naaa, da kommen Erinnerungen auf... Wer kennts noch? Und wer liebt es? Hoffentlich keiner

TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fittet sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really nevessary?

7. Map Quest really need to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changed to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and ran away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it approoriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys ina pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze buttong from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Fo, das ist einfach nur wahr. Einfach... nur wahr.

Und damit es nicht Off Topic wird, gibts die Neusten Nationalen Nachrichten aus Irland.

Irische Gesundheitsministerin von Parlamentarierin mit Farbe übergossen...

Käse gegen Armut...

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and ran away?
das frage ich mich SO oft. es gibt einfach keine logische erklaerung dafuer...
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Augenkrebs is back
was schoenes fuer zwischendurch. ich hatte das wegen dem kreativen beat mal ne stunde lang laufen :D

eh, Marine!

bestes Video ueberhaupt.

Serdar Somuncu: Hassprediger - Ein demagogischer Blindtest

Einfach weil der Kerl der beste ist. :D

@The Wall: Ich musste soo übelst lachen. xD
@Fo: Signed.

Kermit feat. Bill O'Reilly

Jackass 3D - High Five!

Und, um bisschen Niveau im Post zu haben:
Legendärer Filmmoment - die "Wutrede" aus Network (1976). Ich gebe zu bedenken dass solche Aussagen damals noch Satire waren.
youtube.com/watch?v=KUVABLO4Vg0&feature=player_embedded

Original von Flaid
Legendärer Filmmoment - die "Wutrede" aus Network (1976). Ich gebe zu bedenken dass solche Aussagen damals noch Satire waren.
youtube.com/watch?v=KUVABLO4Vg0&feature=player_embedded

dazu auch das:
Not for Want of Trying.
ist zwar eigentlich'n Song, aber da's gerade schon so gut passt, meh.

Mickey Goes Frankenstein

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wise words from the saad.

Ein bisschen lang, aber ROFL

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Naked grandma!