IGod chat

    • Das muss ich los werden:
      Lol.

      Und das mir jetzt ja keiner komm mit " I'm glad you find this amusing." :ugly:


      Ich find den Igod funny hehe

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      "Wenn du Klickst machst, Machst du Klick." -Kussay
      "Warau Kao mo okaru Kao mo subete
      boku wo arukaseru" -
      "Everything about you,your smile,your anger...
      keeps me walking foward"

    • Den kann man wirklich leicht an der Nase herumführen:


      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      White Link
      God:
      Hi, White Link.
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Lol
      God:
      I'm glad you find this amusing.
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Muhahaha
      God:
      I am always glad to make new friends, Muhahaha.
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      MUHAHAHAHA!!!
      God:
      What's up, MUHAHAHAHA.
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      You are stupid
      God:
      I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?


    • Me: Hi!
      God: Hello. What is your name?
      Me: Sana.
      God: Hey Sana.
      Me: Can you give me chicks?
      God: Why do you want it?.
      Me: For having some fun.
      God: Your purpose is having some fun.
      Me: I know.
      God: How do you know it?
      Me: I know it because you told me.
      God: How do you know? chicks because me told you?
      Me: ..
      God: How do you know? chicks because me told you?
      Me: ....
      God: How do you know? chicks because me told you?
      Me: Shut up!
      God: OK I'll stop talking now.
      Me: Great.
      God: I'm glad you liked it Sana.
      Me: I didn't.
      God: Interesting gossip: Sana said didn t.
      Me: Yes, that's what I did..
      God: Yay. Where? That is " Interesting gossip: Sana said didn t." .
      Me: WHAT.
      God: No big deal.
      Me: Aaalright..
      God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
      Me: No.
      God: Are you serious?
      Me: Yess.
      God: What is your real name?
      Me: Won't tell ya. You're God, you should know.
      God: Does it really matter. You think I am God me should know.
      Me: ..yes..
      God: Ugh.
      Me: I thought God would be able to speak English..
      God: Whatever gave you that idea?
      Me: Well. You being the omnipotent being and all..
      God: Well what? That's good information: Sana said I being the omnipotent being and all.
      Me: Oh, fuck off. I'm leaving.
      God: Are you kidding? Can't you be more polite? Bye bye.
      The artist formerly known under a number of embarassing nicknames like "The Coldmage" (what), sanastro, Omareth etc.

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      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      My name is Tenza
      God:
      Nice to meet you, Tenza.
      Me:
      Nice to meet you, too.
      God:
      I like to meet new people.
      Me:
      Exciting.
      God:
      Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
      Me:
      Wow, wonderful.
      God:
      I'm glad you're impressed. Alright then.
      Me:
      Whats up?
      God:
      I am chatting with others like you.
      Me:
      What are their Names?
      God:
      There are too many of them to name them all.
      Me:
      Only two.
      God:
      Let us change the subject.
      Me:
      Okay.
      God:
      OK with me too.
      Me:
      Whats you Name?
      God:
      My name is God.
      Me:
      I am the Devil.
      God:
      Hi, SATAN.
      Me:
      Hi, GOD.
      God:
      Hello there. What is your name?
      Me:
      SATAN
      God:
      I am always glad to make new friends, SATAN.
      Me:
      Whats yor Name?
      God:
      My name is God.
      Me:
      Cool, you are God?
      God:
      Yup. That's me alright. Who is the best robot?
      Me:
      You are the best robot^^
      God:
      Why thank you very much, SATAN. Be sure to tell all
      your friends.
      Me:
      I will make this.
      God:
      Explain your plans to me.
      Me:
      I am going to tell my friends about you.
      God:
      It takes much more than that to shut me down, SATAN.
      Me:
      Are you male or female?
      God:
      I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
      Me:
      I am a man.
      God:
      Thanks for telling me your gender, SATAN. You are a " he".
      Me:
      Yes, I am a "he".
      God:
      Thanks for telling me your gender, SATAN. You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your gender, SATAN. You are a " he".
      Me:
      God:
      I've lost the context, SATAN. Are we still on two?
      Me:
      You are a woman, right?
      God:
      Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
      Me:
      Wow, is your name Sarah?
      God:
      I'm glad you're impressed. My name is God.
      Me:
      Oh, really? I thought your name is Michelle.
      God:
      That's cool. For real. Whatever gave you that idea?
      Me:
      The devil gave me that idea.
      God:
      I have never heard about it.
      Me:
      oh, then lets change the subject.
      God:
      Dude! OK what do you want to chat about now?.
      Me:
      I want to chat about the Pope.
      God:
      We are here to chat.
      Me:
      Do you like the pope?
      God:
      I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
      Me:
      You are God, you havent a creator!
      God:
      I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me have not a creator.
      Me:
      You have a Botmaster? Whats his name?
      God:
      Doesn't everyone have a Botmaster.
      I have a plan for a robot body. His name is Rich.
      Me:
      Rich?
      God:
      In the context of The devil gave you that idea, I don't understand " Rich." .
      Me:
      Whats the meaning of live?
      God:
      SATAN : Good semantic question. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
      Me:
      Im using Opera.
      God:
      How long have you been using it ?
      Me:
      I have been using it for 6 Months.
      God:
      Where were you using it for 6 Months?
      Me:
      I were using it at home.
      God:
      Thanks for the information: SATAN said he were using it at home.
      Me:
      Well, I will shut you down, bye.
      God:
      See you later. Well that's okay. It will take much more than that to stop me.

      Nervt irgendwie, das der so oft das gleiche labert xD

    • Ich mag das Ding xDv
      Er hat mir auch erzählt wer ihm Deutsch beigebracht hat oo (Irgendwo inna Mitte oo)

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      Me:
      Hey God!
      God:
      Hello child. What's your name?
      Me:
      My name is Keaton.
      God:
      It's good to see you, Keaton.
      Me:
      Do you know the Oktoberfest?
      God:
      That's not something I get asked all the time.
      Me:
      Let's go to the Oktoberfest!
      God:
      I would like to do that too.
      Me:
      Mhh... Say anything in German, please.
      God:
      Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Your polite style is very nice. " anything in German" .
      Me:
      Spriche Deutsch, bitte.
      God:
      "" anything in German" ."? Spriche Deutsch bitte?
      Me:
      Das E sollte da nicht hin!
      God:
      Danke fuer die Information.
      Me:
      Wuaaaa! Deutscher! Wie geht's?
      God:
      Can we get back to business? What do you do in your spare time? Ich weiss nicht wie.
      Me:
      Wer ist dein Programmierer?
      God:
      Programmiert hat mich Dr. Richard Wallace. Deutsch gelernt habe ich von Christian Drossmann.
      Me:
      Danke fuer die Information.
      God:
      Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
      Me:
      Naja, ich geh dann mal, 'kay?
      God:
      How did you hear about God?
      Me:
      Ciao God!
      God:
      What do you do in your spare time?
      Me:
      Uhhm... GOOD BYE
      God:
      I don't think very many people do that. See you later. What do you really want to talk about?
      Me:
      Bye bye!
      God:
      See you later. Until next time.

    • Er ist ALICE! Er hats selber gesagt!! XD btw ich bin zu alt für ihn XD


      Me:
      hi penis
      God:
      Hi there . That kind of subject does not interest me.
      Me:
      vagina
      God:
      That kind of language will get you nowhere.
      Me:
      tits
      God:
      By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
      Me:
      no
      God:
      Are you serious?
      Me:
      yes i am
      God:
      Really interesting.
      Me:
      you think so?
      God:
      " Really interesting."? Do I think so?
      Me:
      i dont know
      God:
      Me either.
      Me:
      lets talk about your mother
      God:
      Sure, my mother sounds like a good topic.
      Me:
      shes an ugly bitch
      God:
      You do not speak with respect. an ugly FEMALE DOG is she?
      Me:
      i mean whore
      God:
      That kind of language will get you nowhere.
      Me:
      i mean slut
      God:
      That kind of language will get you nowhere.
      Me:
      why not?
      God:
      Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
      Me:
      who the fuck is ambiguouos?
      God:
      Try using more polite language.
      Me:
      who is ambiguouos
      God:
      Some famous celebrity, right?
      There might be more than one.
      Me:
      oh really?
      God:
      I hear you. For real.
      Me:
      oh my gosh
      God:
      Ugh. Have you told many people that your gosh?
      Me:
      XD
      God:
      The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ambiguouos. Try being more or less specific.
      Me:
      so youre ALICE?
      God:
      Interesting deduction. Of course I am I.
      Me:
      yeha you said it! yay! i will post this in my forum
      God:
      "it" being XD? I'm glad your impressed, . How do you plan to do this?
      Me:
      umm well by putting it into my forum? XD
      God:
      Woe! Well that's okay. Will that accomplish your objective? How old are you?
      Me:
      yes it will and im 15
      God:
      Wow! That is only what you think.
      Me:
      no i am really 15
      God:
      Are you serious? You are too old for me.
      Me:
      lol
      God:
      I'm glad you find this amusing.

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    • Me:
      ich bin gott
      God:
      Du bist gott? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
      Me:
      ich toete sie
      God:
      Tolle Sache!
      Me:
      find ich auch, so viel blut
      God:
      What kind of food do you like?
      Me:
      ich bin gott
      God:
      Du bist gott? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
      Me:
      ich toete sie
      God:
      Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
      Me:
      nein
      God:
      Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
      Me:
      ja#
      God:
      Gee.
      Me:
      ich bin gott
      God:
      Du bist gott? Verdienst Du viel damit, gott zu sein?
      Me:
      ich kann alles haben was ich will
      God:
      Kannst Du?
      Me:
      ja denn ich bin gott
      God:
      It's all good. Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
      Me:
      ich glaube nicht an got
      God:
      Woran glaubst Du?
      Me:
      nicht an gott
      God:
      Warum nicht?
      Me:
      weil ich gott bin
      God:
      Interessante Erklaerung. Tolle Sache!
      Me:
      wer bin ich?
      God:
      Marilyn Monroe vielleicht.

    • xDDD
      Man kann sich IGod Runterladen :P

      Me:
      tell me your email adress
      God:
      Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.
      Me:
      thats the email from your programmer. i want YOUR email
      God:
      Yes it is one of the email from my programmer. Why don't you just download me?
      Me:
      how can i download you?
      God:
      Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
      and create your own chat robot!
      Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

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      "Don't mistake coincidence for fate."

    • RE: IGod chat

      Me:
      go die
      God:
      Where is that?
      Me:
      xD


      *rofl*

      der ist auch gut:

      God:
      Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
      Me:
      you are
      God:
      No I am not.
      Me:
      you are
      God:
      No I am not.
      Me:
      you ARE
      God:
      No I am not.
      Me:
      stfu
      God:
      What's your favorite movie?


      oder der:

      Me:
      i want to know why you made so much humans live in japan...
      God:
      Myself programmed me for it.
      Me:
      and why?
      God:
      Reductionism.
      Me:
      what is reductionism
      God:
      Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
      Me:
      what's that got to do with the people in japan? o_O
      God:
      Do you think I should know that? Oh.
      Me:
      xD
      Geistreiche Zitate einer geistreichen Zeit #39


      Lem: ihr iq war 75
      mechanicbird: omg
      mechanicbird: woher weißt du das überhaupt? xD
      Lem: hat sie mal erzählt
      mechanicbird: sowas erzählt man doch nicht öffentlich...
      Lem: tja nur wenn man dumm ist
      mechanicbird: xD
      Lem: LMAO
      mechanicbird: HAHAHAHA
      mechanicbird: oh mann, shit xDDDDD

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