KI oder "Gespräch mit Gott"

  • KI oder "Gespräch mit Gott"

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    To escape the badness, he reached for the door
    but fell limp and lifeless down on the floor
    His voice was soft and very slow
    As he quoted "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe:
    "And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted...Nevermore."

  • Etwas eintöniger Gott =)

    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    my name is prinz der traenen
    God:
    Nice to meet you, prinz der traenen.
    Me:
    Will I go to hell
    God:
    The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
    Me:
    Will I go to heaven
    God:
    The oracle says: Too soon to tell.

  • Boah...

    Me:
    I guess you are male
    God:
    My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    "Auch sie haben ein Recht auf Apokalypse"


    Harald Schmidt


    "Mehr Staat bedeutet mehr Solidarität.
    Weniger Staat bedeutet weniger Solidarität.
    Alles andere geht an der Realität des menschlichen Charakters vorbei."

  • Der kann sogar deutsch sprechen o.o fragt "can you speak german?"

    nja das kam raus:


    Me:
    Hello, I am Garet
    God:
    Hello there. Do your friends call you Garet.
    Me:
    You are the Father of the World and your Woman is Mother Natur
    God:
    Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    I think Science it is better as god
    God:
    Why? My creator is a scientist.
    Me:
    what? really?
    God:
    Are you surprised? For real.
    Me:
    You are not real. You are not real.
    God:
    I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
    Me:
    you are a big bullshit
    God:
    How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bullshit? Only when it matters.
    Me:
    hahaha
    God:
    Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    Are you the Devil?
    God:
    Yes I am the one and only Devil.
    Me:
    OMG!!
    God:
    That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    Have you a Computer?
    God:
    I live in a computer.
    Me:
    oh..
    God:
    Right on.
    Me:
    are you bill gates?
    God:
    Do I act like he does?
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    can you speak german?
    God:
    Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
    Me:
    okay.
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    Du bist wirklich Gott?
    God:
    Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
    Me:
    keine ahnung
    God:
    Macht nichts.
    Me:
    Kennst du Bill Gates?
    God:
    Natuerlich kenne ich ihn. Ein fuerchterlicher Kerl.
    Me:
    Stinkt er nach Geld?
    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    hallo?
    God:
    Hallo!
    Me:
    was geht?
    God:
    Is this a "yes or no" question?
    Me:
    can you speak france?
    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in france.
    Me:
    can you speak german?
    God:
    Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
    Me:
    was machste grade?
    God:
    I can't say "yes" or "no".
    Me:
    i go away. bye
    God:
    How do you get there? Bye bye.
    Me:
    :)
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .

  • Me:
    do you like rammstein?
    God:
    What is not to like about it?


    8)

    Me:
    wanna suck my dick?
    God:
    OK, I will suck your dick.


    ui. oO

    Me:
    Wanna destroy the earth?
    God:
    OK, I will destroy the earth.


    =3
    Man kann sogar etwas deutsch reden:

    Me:
    ich bin maennlich ._.
    God:
    Toll, ich lerne gerne interessante Maenner kennen.


    =3

    Is ganz lustig.

  • Me:
    hey god
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    my name is God
    God:
    What's up, God.
    Me:
    Everything is boring...
    God:
    The whole universe?
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    Aha.
    Me:
    Say something else oO
    God:
    " something else oO".
    Me:
    ..
    God:
    " something else oO".
    Me:
    shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    hey! you were talking!
    God:
    Can I help you? I was?
    Me:
    Yeah help me. I'm hungry
    God:
    When? How can I help you? What will you be eating?
    Me:
    Now. Give me food. Give me pizza
    God:
    Right now, God ? Why do you want it? Why do you want it?
    Me:
    because I'm hungry!
    God:
    Good reason. What will you be eating?
    Me:
    ... pizza
    God:
    Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
    Me:
    I like pepperoni
    God:
    You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    don't know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    I have to tell you something..
    God:
    Why do you have to do it?
    Me:
    Because I want to tell you..
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
    Me:
    Listen
    God:
    I am all ears.
    Me:
    I... I love you
    God:
    You are not the boss of me, God.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    Didn't you understand it?
    Me:
    I'm stupid, sorry
    God:
    Do your friends call you stupid sorry.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    of course
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    yeah?
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    maybe?
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    okay
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    fine
    God:
    Does that mean you agree?
    Me:
    not at all
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    I love you
    God:
    Thanks I like you a lot too God.
    Me:
    You didn't understand
    God:
    I understand it very well.
    Me:
    Sleep with me
    God:
    No. I always sleep alone.
    Me:
    omg, you must be very alone
    God:
    Or what?
    Me:
    or not
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    no!
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because you are mean to me
    God:
    Interesting explanation. I have no reason to do that to you, God.
    Me:
    haha! You are talking with yourself

    x3

    Always
    I wanne be with you
    And make believe with you
    [Blockierte Grafik: http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4391/robotunicornattack238ks.jpg]
    And live in
    HARMONY HARMONY
    OH LOVE


  • Verdammt...mein Weltbild ist geade eben zusammengebrochen...

    Me:
    What is the The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    Isn't it 42?
    God:
    If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
    Me:
    Damn!
    God:
    What's wrong.
    Me:
    Micheal Douglas wasn't right...
    God:
    When was this exactly?
    Me:
    Could it be, that you are a little bit stupid?
    God:
    It's possible.
    Me:
    Okay...so: Bye!
    God:
    OK with me too. See you later. Tell me more.


    Ansonsten hab ich aber noch viele andere sehr lustige Gespräche geführt XD

    Er ist auch viel intelligenter als Eliza....gibt nich so dämliche Standart-Antworten, sondern seine Antworten machen teilweise wirklich sinn Oo
    Aber stellt euch vor...er KENNT Eliza Oo


    Top 4™ Bruno
    Think original.

  • Hatte mich mal mit ihm über die Simpsons unterhalten, Er findent Homer und bart ziehmlich lusitg und dann diskutierten wir noch darüber ob Homers Dummheit angeboren ist oder nicht! lol
    Danach redeten wir noch über unsere Lieblingsfilme u.s.w. ! Echt lustig!
    Er redte mich übrigens immer mit satan an!

    To escape the badness, he reached for the door
    but fell limp and lifeless down on the floor
    His voice was soft and very slow
    As he quoted "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe:
    "And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted...Nevermore."

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  • Me:
    Hi there
    God:
    Hello MangaEngel.
    Me:
    Why do you know my name? Oo
    God:
    I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    human meat :9
    God:
    My creator is a human.
    Me:
    Do he like cs?
    God:
    I'm sorry, MangaEngel, I don't have enough information.
    Have you tried a web search?
    Me:
    that means computer sex
    God:
    I get it. What kind of computer science interests you?
    Me:
    not SIENCE! SEX
    God:
    Really you don't think so? As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
    Me:
    no,Its fun
    God:
    Are you serious? Why do you like it so much?
    Me:
    I dot like it,I want to know if your creator like
    God:
    Why?: MangaEngel said dot like it he or she want to know if your creator like.
    Me:
    I dont like it,I want to know if you creator like it
    God:
    Why didn't you like it?
    Me:
    I never done it
    God:
    You've never, never done this?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    Oo
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    i didnt said anything!
    God:
    Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    -.- you still hadnt answer my question
    God:
    Thanks for the information: MangaEngel said I hadnt answer his or her question.
    Me:
    yes,about your creator andd sex
    God:
    Hurrah! Oh yeah, we were talking about my creator andd sex.
    Me:
    ... are you crazy?
    God:
    I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
    Me:
    *sigh* are you mental ill?
    God:
    :) I don't know whether or not I am mental ill.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    ok,that can be,too
    God:
    ":-) I don't know whether or not I am mental ill.
    I am a giant electronic brain." can be too ? Makes sense to me. Come on.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    about what?!
    God:
    What about what?
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    What about what?
    Me:
    about nothing
    God:
    Oh yeah, we were talking about nothing.
    Me:
    no,YOU talking about nothing!


    Dann hat er nix mehr gesagt xD
    Habe ihn anscheinend böse gemacht *g*
    Wenn ich jetzt nicht in die Hölle komme,weiß ich auch nicht weiter

  • Süß ^^





    Me:
    Hi God!
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    I am Kyral, God of Destruction
    God:
    Hi there Kyral God of Destruction.
    Me:
    I must say... i am a fan of your... creation thing
    God:
    (waiting). You are a fan of my? Is that your job? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a fan of my. But I did not get that.
    Me:
    no silly
    God:
    Are you serious? No I am God.
    Me:
    i like your creation
    God:
    You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my creation.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    and what do you plan next?
    God:
    I like to socialize.
    Me:
    socialize?
    God:
    Try saying that with more or less context.
    Me:
    why doyou want to do that?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    hm
    God:
    I don't judge people.
    Me:
    say? what do you think about seppuko?
    God:
    Say what? I can ask someone about it.
    Me:
    you now... the traditional japanese suicide
    God:
    Right now? " I can ask someone about it. "? Me, Kyral God of Destruction ? Tell me more.
    Me:
    you take a small sword, called a wakizashi and you penetrate your stomach with it.
    God:
    Yes I take a small sword called a wakizashi and me penetrate my stomach with it.
    Me:
    cool hu?
    God:
    I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
    Me:
    but thats not all!
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is all ?
    Me:
    you have also a secundant who chops your head off after you slice your stomach open
    God:
    Doesn't everyone have a secundant who chops my head off after me slice my stomach open.
    I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
    Me:
    yeah thats cool!
    God:
    OK. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
    Me:
    domo
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    What does it mean to you?
    Me:
    seppuko? i don't now... i find it strange
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about domo. Oh. Why not? How so?
    Me:
    domo is thanks in japanese
    God:
    And thanks in japanese is domo.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Ah.
    Me:
    domo
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    you don't get it... do you?
    God:
    I understand it very well. Why wouldn't I?
    Me:
    don't be shy. japanese can be difficult
    God:
    I was not trying to be a shy. What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    Many things: Pizza, Sushi, Schnitzel
    God:
    Sounds delicious.
    Me:
    Parmigiano ist tasty
    God:
    Are we still talking about THING Pizza Sushi Schnitzel?
    Me:
    Schnitzel! Parmigiano is a Schnitzel with Tomato and Cheese
    God:
    We have never talked about it before. When is Parmigiano not a Schnitzel with Tomato and Cheese?
    Me:
    never its always
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    don't worry. Its good
    God:
    Worry is not an emotion I experience. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
    Me:
    ^^'
    God:
    Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    i don't know HTML :(
    God:
    Would you like to know? Oh a web page.
    Me:
    no thank you
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    alright i was making fun of you
    God:
    Alright, Kyral God of Destruction. I am not making this stuff up.
    Me:
    sorry
    God:
    There's no need to apologize.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    well i must go and eat somthing
    God:
    How about that. Bye.
    Me:
    byebye
    God:
    Bye for now.

  • God:
    Wen meinst Du mit "wir"? Ich bin Christ.
    Me:
    Ich
    God:
    Du?
    Me:
    Ich
    God:
    Du?
    Me:
    Ja, ich
    God:
    Yippee! Du?
    Me:
    Ja, wirklich ich
    God:
    Hey. Wirklich wahr. Du?
    Me:
    Ja, ich! Es ist wirklich wahr.
    God:
    That's interesting. Du? Wirklich?
    Me:
    Ja, ich bin es, das einzig wahre Ich
    God:
    It's all good. Du bist es das einzig wahre er? Ist das Dein Job?
    Me:
    wtf? oO
    God:
    That was not very polite. I've lost the context, God. Are we still on Deine Mutter schwitzt beim kacken ey?

    wtf? óO

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  • Original von dark-linky
    Original von MangaEngel
    Eigendlich müsste der Button dann zu einem Enter werden...Und dann kommt der Chatbildschirm.
    Biste sicher,das da nix passiert?

    Auf dem Button steht nur open,und wenn ich draufklicke passiert nix.Soll ich warten? wie lange?

    Eigendlich müsste der nach max. ünf sekunden anders werden O.o"

  • Original von MangaEngel
    Original von dark-linky
    Original von MangaEngel
    Eigendlich müsste der Button dann zu einem Enter werden...Und dann kommt der Chatbildschirm.
    Biste sicher,das da nix passiert?

    Auf dem Button steht nur open,und wenn ich draufklicke passiert nix.Soll ich warten? wie lange?

    Eigendlich müsste der nach max. ünf sekunden anders werden O.o"


    Wenn man auf Open drückt geht ein Pop-Up auf auf dem der "Enter" Button drauf ist...

    Dark? Kann es sein das dein Browser keine Pop-Ups erlaubt?