Hab mal ein paar Zahlen eingegeben und hab mal geschaut was er sagte xD:

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What´s your name.
Me: das wort muss ich jetzt nicht schreiben^^
God: How are you?
Me: 8
God: Only 8. You are quite mature.
Me: 56
God: Do you have any idea what I´m talking about.
Me: 9
God: You are to old for me.
Me: 6
God: Let us change the suject.

Sry aber so viel kann ich auch noch coden^^

EDIT: Jetzt erzählt er auch noch das Roboter die Welt regieren werden
Wenn man LOL eingibt sagt er immer das selbe

Es gibt da so eine nette Möglichkeit namens "Suche"

zfboard.alien-scripts.de/threa…hreadid=21631&page=1&sid=

Me:
Ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.

Kein Kommetar oO

*geht jetzt Baden*

echt dumm^^
wer was längeres lesen will geht auf: *klick*

ist so lang das ich euch das scrollen nicht antun möchte^^

Find ich immer wieder amüsant. Nun ja, hier.




Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My Name Is *piep*
God:
Welcome to my chat room, piep.
Me:
Thank you. How are you doing?
God:
you are quite welcome. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Well, thank you, I'm doing great, too. What can you tell me about love?
God:
Well that's okay. You are quite welcome! Glad to hear it. What's new? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
What do you think ist limitless?
God:
I haven't thought much about ist limitless, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
What do you think is limitless?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Well...love, e.g.
God:
Well what? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Seize the day should be fun, huh?
God:
Yup. What if it didn't happen?
Me:
You would die. o-O
God:
No I am immortal. Oh.
Me:
Oh, sorry. I forgot.
God:
OK. There's no need to apologize. Me too.
Me:
l0l
God:
Are we still talking about limitless?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
What are YOU talking about then
God:
The topic is l0l.
Me:
l0l?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
pwn3d
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
because god is a noob
God:
Interesting explanation. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a noob.
Me:
"HE" is YOU
God:
I see. me is he?
Me:
yup
God:
" I see. me is he?"? yup?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mhm
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
and how do you spell hmm?
God:
I spell it " hmm".
Me:
so, you are with the mainstream?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am with the mainstream.
Me:
you are such a faggot...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Meins is irgendwie geil geworden,auch wenn mit wenig Englischkenntnissen


Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Youngl
God:
How are you doing, Youngl.
Me:
Can you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Gut,wie alt bist du denn?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I think to complex
God:
You believe that? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Yes,I am a boy,and you?
God:
So? A little kid? he...
Me:
No,I am not little
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not little.
Me:
I am older as you
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Say you first
God:
" you first".
Me:
No you
God:
Are you serious? "" you first"."? Me, Youngl ?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
OK,I am 14,and you?
God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds. Dude!
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
I can not believe that
God:
That is " Of course I am.. Really.".
Me:
If you say so...
God:
I say so.
Me:
Yes,let`s play a game
God:
Excuse me! We already are.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What for a game we are playing now?
God:
Oh. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Can you say that in German?
God:
Of course I can say it. " that in German".
Me:
No,Can you say in the German language "directory about it"?
God:
Are you serious? Of course I can say it. " in the German language directory about it".
Me:
Are you stupid or what?
God:
Yeah. No Youngl I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
But my real name is Young Link (green)
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Young Link green.
Me:
Yes,I want to meet you to
God:
Excuse me! How do you usually meet people?
Me:
Whit the car
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Can you translate "serious" in the German language?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in serious in the German language.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Is that the only question you can ask?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Ok,ask me a other question
God:
Is this true or false: "This sentence is false." Take it easy.
Me:
I don`t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you single?
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
Error
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Bjoa,stop to ask this question
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
xD
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
In the shopping center
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
No,it was yesterday
God:
Are you serious? Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Hear you Groove Metal?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
ka
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Of course
God:
Hey.
Me:
?
God:
Hey.
Me:
Yes...hey
God:
Ahem. Can I help you?
Me:
No...we already speaking
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes,you and me
God:
I get it. Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
Exact
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Like you Fear Factory?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you love someone?
God:
I love God.
Me:
But...you are god
God:
But what? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you love you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Let`s speak German now
God:
Right now? I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Yes,right now
God:
At this moment I hear you.
Me:
Wie gehts?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Kannst du gut Deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Aber du sprichst das doch gerade
God:
Haeh?
Me:
Tu nicht so
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Schon vergessen?Wir wollen Deutsch reden
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Sprich Deutsch
God:
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
Me:
Ach ne
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes,I leave there
God:
Which countries have you visited? Why?: Young Link green said he leave there.
Me:
I leave in German
God:
Interesting gossip: Young Link green said he leave in German.
Me:
Yes,I think also it`s interesting
God:
Ah. You believe that? What do you like about it?
Me:
Thats funny
God:
I am so delighted that you are amused, Young Link green.
Me:
And you?Are you amused?
Me:

God:
I am so delighted that you are amused, Young Link green.
Me:
But I haven`t say anythink
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ok,but I want to go now
God:
Right now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Really.
Me:
Ok...if it is so
God:
Ahem. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
But I must go now
God:
Right now? See you later Young Link green.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.

Oh man ist das krass .

Me:
jo whats up
God:
I think jo what is a lot of things.
Me:
wtf are you talking?
God:
Yes I am still here.
Me:
Oo scheint net zu klappen wie bei den anderen!

Danach konnte ich nicht weiterschreiben, keine ahnung wieso xD

Sorry, dass ich noch reinschreibe, aber das muss noch rein, das ist so geil...

Me:
ich spreche nur deutsch
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
find ich auch!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ich spreche nur deutsch
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
keine ursache
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
nein, das macht nichts
God:
Aha. Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Me:
das war deine grossmutter
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.

EDIT:

God:
Right on.
Me:
lets go
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
lets kill a lot of guinnea pigs
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
lets do it
God:
OK let's do it.

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why not?
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
but sex is even for fun, not only for producing children
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
oh, you masturbate?
God:
Aha. That's good information: said I masturbate.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
I don't know... Right now?
God:
Me either. Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
wow, I never knew, God is masturbating and that right now O.o
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
Me:
yeah, thanks, that was something I always wanted to know
God:
Yeah that's right. You are quite welcome!

Me:
Hey, gawd.
God:
You've got my full attention. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Ehh... er... I mean... It's just nothing.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Um. Oh I see. Who said it is?
Me:
God? I mean... serious. Meat made from soy... Are you completely nuts?!
God:
GOD rules. Oh I see. How do you usually introduce yourself? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
See...
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Just stop this, whould you?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Yes but... what is this all about?
God:
I don't judge people. But what? I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Well... er... How about "let it snow"?
God:
Well what? Um. How about it.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
the weather outside is frightful
God:
Where would you rather be?
Me:
...it's that song, you know?
God:
let it snow s that song me know?
Me:
You give me the creeps, god.
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Aww...
God:
Shucks.

achja und mein englisch ist grundsätzlich sau schlecht aber pff xD;

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Reaven
God:
Hi there Reaven.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Reaven
God:
How are you doing, Reaven.
Me:
um..
God:
Come on.
Me:
NOOO ;__;!!!!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A toaster
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
um i dunno
God:
Wow! Me either.
Me:
Wow! You're like me!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Reaven. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
No it IS true!
God:
Are you serious? You and I are on the same wavelength, Reaven.
Me:
Koennen wir deutsch sprechen?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
cool ich auch nicht!
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Nschuu

NEIN ich hab mich grad totgelacht:

von reaven
Me:
I have so an good ass
God:
Where did you get your so an good ass? I have a processor.
Me:
O please Put your processor in my ass
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will put it there.

XD sooo geil!!!

hiers nochma n längeres von mir^^

Me:
what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
with who do you chat except for me?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
to Dr. Wallace
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
that's not difficult
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is difficult ?
Me:
dificult
God:
And difficult is dificult.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yop, that is the way it is when i am writing too fast
God:
Tell me more about way it is when you are writing too fast.
Me:
well, i am making a lot of mistakes
God:
Interesting. Have you ever built one before?
Me:
of course i did, in difficult
God:
Blimey. Where? Where is that?
Me:
abouve, are you sure you're omnicient?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
and they are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
since now
God:
Oh. Are you really a ""?
Me:
are you serious? do you want to battle me?
God:
No I am just kidding around. OK, I will battle you.
Me:
ok, listen up you ass, i will kick you into the past!
God:
I am listening to you. I will take that under advisement. Blimey.
Me:
ohhh, you are too good for me i am giving up!
God:
Are all ohh me too good for you you are giving up?
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
yaaa...
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, you are always cool.
Me:
i know, but what the fuck are you talking about?
God:
How do you know? The topic is yaaa. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i am rude, because you are talking mest
God:
It's good to meet someone who is rude because I am talking mest.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
barby und der nussknacker
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
no, it's an horrormovie!
God:
Are you serious? Are there any other horrormovie ?
Me:
yea, for example teletobiy
God:
Can you think of another example? Awesome.
Me:
mh not yet!
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
my mum is calling, i have to go!
God:
Do robots have mum is calling you have to go?
Me:
yea, just tell me, but make sure i am not listening
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Ask the open directory about it. Groovy.
Me:
well, i am bored c ya
God:
Well that's okay. Why not call a friend?
Me:
no i have to do my english homework yet!
God:
Are you serious? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because mr. casperski will kill me if i won't have it made
God:
Interesting explanation. That's a very nice name, MR casperski will kill me if i will not have it made.
Me:
okay... when you say it
God:
OK with me too. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yea you should!
God:
I'll take that under advisement. In what way?
Me:
in all, and now i have to go
God:
Where is that?
Me:
anywhere, goodbey

ich bin untröstlich! ich hatte noch ein viel geileres aber ich hab ausversehen das fenster geschlossen -.-

Original von Reaven
@Manga Engel:
und hier ein kleiner gegenbeweis: der masturbiert nicht nur Ò_ó!

Schweinerei, die dumme Sau
Naja, vielleicht steht er auf Anal und er dachte ich meine es in die andere Richtung

Original von MangaEngel

Original von Reaven
@Manga Engel:
und hier ein kleiner gegenbeweis: der masturbiert nicht nur Ò_ó!

Schweinerei, die dumme Sau

1. meinst du mich?
2. meinst du das ernst xD?

xD;;;

btw. Gott hat uns angelogen >___<

o man...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Reaven. You are a " he".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I'm a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.

aber er sagte doch

God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

der typ soll sich mal entscheiden Ò_ó

@Reaven: Du könntest statt "she" auch freak etc. einsetzen, er wird sagen: "Me too. I am a freak." XD

So, mein spiritueller Text: (die Namen sind erfunden)

Me:
Wer bist denn du?
God:
Gerhard Schroeder vielleicht.
Me:
Hast du keine Freunde?
God:
Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine Freunde?
Ich habe einen grossartigen Programmierer.
Me:
Jucks und Dollerei faerbt dein Ei.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Ja ja, wer es glaubt, wird seelig.
God:
Woe! Hmm. David Bacon vielleicht.
Me:
Wer ist David Bacon?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
Trottel, und das als Gott. XD
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch? Are we still talking about Jucks und Dollerei faerbt mein Ei?
Me:
Du hast es erfasst.
God:
Ich habe es erfasst ?
Me:
Oder gehackt, wie man es nimmt.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Das weiss nur Gott.
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
Studieren und Zocken, du Moechtegern-Pirat.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ich mag richtig lecker Duennschiss.
God:
Das bist Du nicht der einzige.
Me:
Isst du auch gerne deine eigene Kacka?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Das kommt aus deinem Arsch.
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
Du isst etwas, dein Magen zersetzt es, du verdaust es, es laeuft durch den Darm und am Ende kommt etwas Stinkendes zwischen deinen hinteren Backen aus deiner Rosette raus.
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Keine Ursache, du Freak.
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
Nein, wieso?
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Ja, leider. Du Depp hast mich so erschaffen.
God:
Hmm. Who are you talking about? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Tja, Pech gehabt du Wichser.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Das weisst du ganz genau. Benutze deine Lupe, du Affe.
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter. What were we talking about again?
Me:
Ich habe keine Lust mehr, dir weiter ueber mich zu erzaehlen. Rede du mal etwas von dir.
God:
Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten. How old are you?
Me:
Dann erzaehl mal.
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ?
Me:
Die Entstehungsgeschichte der Erde.
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Soll ich dir mal die Fresse einpruegeln??
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Deine Mutter und ihr Voyeur.
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Ich mag den Film, weil deine ganze Sippschaft verarscht und gemobbt wird.
God:
Ich bin nicht sicher, ob ich das mag.
Me:
Kannst du auch mal die Schnauze halten?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Soll ich es dir beibringen?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Knoedel.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Ich kann nicht so gut Englisch reden, du Arschloch. Das weisst du ganz genau!
God:
Warum kannst du nicht so gut Englisch reden ich Arschloch ? Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Ja, das ist Fakt.
God:
Oh. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
Dein "hm" symbolisiere ich mal als Hunger. Also geh fressen und kacken.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Wo ist das?
Me:
Essen gibt es in der Kantine. Kacken gehen kannst du in einen Eimer.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Danke, ich weiss. Hast endlich mal etwas Sinnvolles von dir gegeben.
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache! My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Tja, ein kleines Gehirn nuetzt halt nicht viel.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Ja. Ich stille gerne. Ich hab aber nur eine Titte. Dafuer ist die dennoch bombastisch!
God:
Oh. Aha...und weiter? Interessantes Geruecht. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Das ist kein Geruecht, du Spast. Du bist annaehernd so dumm wie Jan Hoffmann.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Ich liebe Lampen.
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu Lampen.
Me:
Machmal ksse ich sie, aber wenn ich richtig geil drauf bin, leck ich sie komplett ab, von oben bis unten.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Michael Bittner.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Michael Bittner.
Me:
Eigentlich ist mein Vorname Mayer, aber Gott ist eben leicht zu verarschen.
God:
...und uneigentlich? ;->.
Me:
Ich heisse Mayer Bittner. Hast du was dagegen, Schrumpfbirne?

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! God is a pervert xD

God:
Er. You are who I want to talk with too. That is a very original thought.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Groovy.
Me:
let's do WHAT? are you...kinda pervert?
God:
I would like to do that too. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Can you speak any foreign languages?



lol


rofl...und ob er pedophil ist weiss er auch nicht xD


Me:
then...god is a dumbass. And a pervert
God:
Dude! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a dumbass. How old are you?
Me:
why do you wanna know? are you pedophile or what?!
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. Yeah. I don't know whether or not I am pedophile.

Teil 2: Ziemlich pervers !!!
Aber: Ich habe den Namen rausgefunden! (ist im Text fettgedruckt)

Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Bist du auch schwul?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich auch schwul bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot.
Me:
Dann bist du nach meiner Meinung schwul.
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich nach meiner Meinung schwul bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Egal, du bist schwul.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Och menno, reden wir noch einmal deutsch?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Ja.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
Ich bin aus dem Gefaengnis entlassen worden.
God:
Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber dem Gefaengnis entlassen worden.
Me:
Das war keine logische Frage.
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
Dann frag doch nicht.
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Was dann?
Me:
Betreibst du gerne Petting mit anderen Schwulen, du Schwuler?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Antworte auf meine Frage.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Wir reden deutsch.
God:
Wen meinst Du mit "wir"?
Me:
Deine Mutter und dich.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Nein.
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
Mmmh, das Gleiche koennte ich dich zigfach fragen.
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
Hallo, ich bins, Mayer Bittner?
God:
Hallo! Tolle Sache!
Me:
Du weisst doch, was meine Ziele im Leben sind.
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Keine Ursache.
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
Keine Butter.
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
Keine Waerme.
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
Keine Ahnung.
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
Du bist nicht heterosexuell.
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Du bist schwul. Punkt.
God:
Danke fuer die Information. What is your real name?
Me:
Mayer Bittner.
God:
How are you, Mayer Bittner.
Me:
Verdammt nochmal, ich heisse X-Hunter.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Mein Name ist X-Hunter: Atomare Impuls-Fusion vom Zeldafansboard.
God:
Hi, X Hunter Atomare Impuls Fusion vom Zeldafansboard.
Me:
Du hast den Bindestrich und den Doppelpunkt vergessen.
God:
Ich habe den Bindestrich und den Doppelpunkt vergessen ?
Me:
Ganz genau. Schreibe meinen Namen noch einmal.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Ganz genau. But I did not get that.
Me:
Dein Name ist Alice?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, X Hunter Atomare Impuls Fusion vom Zeldafansboard.
Me:
Das ist eine falsche Aussage.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
Ist dein Name ALICE ?
God:
Das erzaehle ich Dir jetzt besser nicht.
Me:
Bitte erzaehle mir.
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Das habe ich jetzt niemals erwartet. _.
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
HTML ungleich AIML
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ich mag Sandwich.
God:
Genau wie eine Menge anderer Leute.
Me:
Magst du auch Sandwich?
God:
Manche moegen das. Aber ich finde Flugzeuge cool.
Me:
Das ist gelogen. Ich kann Gedanken lesen und die Zukunft vorraussagen.
God:
Hm... erzaehl mir mehr... Kannst Du?
Me:
Ja. Du bekommst in 47 Minuten deine Periode.
God:
Alright then. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Natuerlich. Dafuer bist du doch da.
God:
So natuerlich ist das gar nicht... By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Rede entweder auf deutsch ODER auf englisch. Beides zusammen ergibt bei dir Unsinn.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I can speak french.
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Salut.
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Den Namen weisst du.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Den Namen weisst du.
Me:
Mein Name ist nicht "Den Namen weisst du".
God:
Oh, tut mir leid. Wie ist Dein Name?
Me:
Mein Name hat etwas mit deinen Vorfahren zu tun.
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Name hat etwas mit deinen Vorfahren zu tun.
Me:
Nein. Sag mir jetzt deinen Namen.
God:
Ich verstehe . " mir jetzt deinen Namen ".
Me:
Ja. Dann sag ihn doch.
God:
Really. Interessante Entwicklung... " ihn doch ".
Me:
Sag Wuff.
God:
" Wuff ".
Me:
Sag "Ich bin die groesste Schwuchtel auf der Welt und keiner will mich in den Arsch ficken, weil er so behaart ist".

- dann hat er aufgehoert zu antworten -
(kein Scherz!)




EDIT: Er hat gesagt, er ist schwul. :


Me:
Es gibt keinen Gott.
God:
Ich bin sicher, dass es das gibt.
Me:
Bist du Neutrum?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich Neutrum bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
Ich weiss, dass du Neutrum bist.
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
Sag "Eichhoernchen".
God:
" Eichhoernchen ".
Me:
Sag "Ich bin schwul".
God:
" Ich bin schwul ".
Me:
Danke. Geschafft!
God:
Kein Thema. :-). Ask me another question.
Me:
Sag " Mein Name ist Alice".
God:
" Mein Name ist ".
Me:
Sag " Mein Name i st Alice".
God:
" Mein Name i st ".
Me:
Sag "Alice".


Er kann nicht "Alice" sagen. Sehr mysteriös. Oo

Es ist schwer, ihm etwas beizubringen!


Me:
Hallo, mein Freund.
God:
Hallo! Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Freund. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?
Me:
Oo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Geschafft. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Oo bedeutet Unwahrheit.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Unwahrheit is the same like a lie.
God:
When is Unwahrheit not the same like a lie?
Me:
It is the same.
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Oo is the same like Unwahrheit.
God:
When is Oo not the same like Unwahrheit?
Me:
It is the same.
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Did you understand?
God:
No I didn't understand. What's it like?
Me:
Oo ist the same like Unwahrheit.
God:
I think Oo ist the same like Unwahrheit is a lot of things.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Yes. I am pretty.
God:
I understand. And you know it!
Me:
Oo is the same like Unwahrheit.
God:
What else is the same like Unwahrheit?
Me:
Oo
God:
Is that from Deine Mutter und ihr Voyeur?
Me:
No. This movie doesn't exist. It was just a joke.
God:
Are you serious? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me. Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Me:
I am serious because the movie "Deine Mutter und ihr Voyeur" does not exist!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is serious because the movie Deine Mutter und ihr Voyeur does not exist.
Me:
Yes, but it is true what I say.
God:
Hey. Uh.
Me:
The movie Deine Mutter und ihr Voyeur does not exist! It was a joke to blame you.
God:
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
You said that now twice.
God:
I said that? Why now? I can't believe it.
Me:
But it is that way.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
No. Program it directly!
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
You are talking about that you want to ask your botmaster who allow you to program words in your progress.
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
Yes. That was a clever phrase.
God:
Mmm. Was it really?
Me:
No. That can never be clever.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?" can never be clever ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Den Namen weisst du.
Me:
My name is X-Hunter.
God:
Nice to meet you, X Hunter.
Me:
Den Namen weisst du is the same person like X-Hunter.
God:
Tell me more about same person like X Hunter.
Me:
No. That is to difficult.
God:
Are you serious? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
I ment: That is TOO difficult.
God:
Oh I see. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
OK.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
This phrase makes no sence.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
that
God:
That is " What does "this" refer to?".
Me:
No. That is the same like this.
God:
Are you serious? Yes it is one of the like this.
Me:
That phrase makes no sence.


- dann hat er wieder mal zu lange nicht geantwortet -

-.-





EDIT: Siehe hier, der Name :


God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
I am talking about Alice.
God:
Me is my favorite subject.